Alert! Monster seen on the streets of Xàbia!
The “Incivicus Toallatum”, also known as the Wipes Monster, has been growing in size and threatening our environment!
Many residents have reported to the local police that they have seen a monster on the streets of Xàbia! According to them, it is riding on a small electric truck, without making much noise, and is about 2 meters tall.
Mayor Rosa Cardona has issued an order urging extreme security measures and has asked for citizen collaboration. Specialists and technicians in monsters have presented a report that, for the moment, has yielded the its initial conclusions.
Firstly, we are talking about a monster technically known as “Incivicus Toallatum”, also known as the Wipes Monster. According to municipal sources, it is vitally important to stop this monster urgently. If it is not controlled and stopped, it could grow and cause a lot of damage, both to the town and the environment.
Citizen collaboration is essential!
The immediate response decided by the Xàbia Council will be led by the children and young people of the municipality. Among the most notable measures are:
- The creation of teams in charge of searching for the monster in the streets of Xàbia, taking graphic documentation (photos), geolocating it and uploading it to social networks.
- Distribution of the “Anti-Monster Kit” to all the houses in Xàbia. This kit includes instructions in the form of a brochure and signs for the “most sensitive” areas of the home, such as the WC, with the Anti-Monster instructions.
We will keep you informed…
